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rabbitling asked: hi, i dont mean to be intrusive/rude or make you uncomfortable(you can even delete this message) but do you by any chance know an Anthony Negrete? i was just wondering!

He was my parasitic twin for awhile, attached to my left oblique. We were thick as thieves until the day I decided that he was a freeloading jerk. I kept lighting matches and putting them out on his face until he finally disconjoined himself from my abdomen and ran off with my wallet. The joke was on him though, because he ran off with my fake wallet that is filled with ceramic mango figurines which, as we all know, are only accepted as currency in the northern regions of the south of France. Since he had no money, he changed his name and attempted to make a web series that failed horribly due to its sheer atrocity. It was basically him being a jerk to people and yelling at the camera causing the mic gain to clip. Called it something like “Little Steve has adventure” or some equally juvenile title, I don’t really remember.

The Adventures of Lil’ Steve - Canada, eh?

Lil’ Steve journeys to Canada and attempts to instigate an international incident.  

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